Mon 31 Dec ∞ Permalink

To Ring in the New Year…

…we bought ourselves a 50” Samsung TV! We were measuring 50” and 55” against our wall when this lovely conversation came about:

“Wait, can you show me what the difference between 50” and 55” looks like again?”

“Well, okay.” *drops pants*

“What the — PEDER! IT’S 4 IN THE AFTERNOON AND THE WINDOW IS OPEN.”

Happy New Year, everyone!

Thu 12 Jan ∞ Permalink

one of my absolute favorites.

Tue 10 Jan ∞ Permalink
my two favorite things in the whole wide world. wherever they are is home.

my two favorite things in the whole wide world. wherever they are is home.

Tue 10 Jan ∞ Permalink
miss him like crazy, but happy to be home.

miss him like crazy, but happy to be home.

Thu 29 Dec ∞ Permalink

my new glass dildo has now been christened “The Dinosaurgasm”

because the top of it looks like a stegosaurus’ spine. well…only one of them, obviously.

Mon 05 Dec ∞ Permalink
so doing this, too.

so doing this, too.

Mon 05 Dec ∞ Permalink
hi, my name is linz and i am addicted to pintrest.

hi, my name is linz and i am addicted to pintrest.

Mon 05 Dec ∞ Permalink

i love when he promises to fuck me senseless the second he walks through our front door.

Mon 05 Dec ∞ Permalink
christmas ideas!

christmas ideas!

Thu 01 Dec ∞ Permalink

guesa:

hurmunb:

S’more shooters.

I’m so doing this.

(Source: drunkbynature, via thegirlwiththebows)

Tue 29 Nov ∞ Permalink
cute!

cute!

(Source: mochacafe.info, via thegirlwiththebows)

Mon 14 Nov ∞ Permalink

(Source: withveritaserum)

Thu 27 Oct ∞ Permalink
Mon 19 Sep ∞ Permalink

i’ve been slacking lately.

when we called his mom to say that the new mattress/box spring arrived and holy wow, carol, it looks really great in his room, what we really meant was we’ve fucked four times on it in the last 10 hours.

Mon 19 Sep ∞ Permalink

(via loveyourchaos)