January 2012
3 posts
one of my absolute favorites. →
December 2011
6 posts
my new glass dildo has now been christened "The...
because the top of it looks like a stegosaurus’ spine. well…only one of them, obviously.
i love when he promises to fuck me senseless the second he walks through our front door.
November 2011
2 posts
October 2011
1 post
September 2011
4 posts
i've been slacking lately.
when we called his mom to say that the new mattress/box spring arrived and holy wow, carol, it looks really great in his room, what we really meant was we’ve fucked four times on it in the last 10 hours.
1 tag
August 2011
2 posts
March 2011
6 posts
i’ve never been very good at fixing things. most of the time it’s inevitable; i’ll recognize its irreparability and simply find something new to replace it with. sometimes i’ll actually drop, twist, damage, or bend it so i can justify its replacement. sometimes i’ll convince myself that it came broken — that it was always this way. sometimes i’ll lose it....
and i was your silver lining
wordsandturds:
but now i’m gold
i own more lingerie than i do clothes
February 2011
10 posts
i’m so afraid of losing everything that i don’t even try to stop it anymore. how ridiculous is it to think that it will go away if i ignore it? every day that i’m here is one more day i’m not there and i hate that my life is defined by two states (literally). maybe it’s the bipolarity talking, but sometimes it feels like i’m living two lives. you know, with an...
Hawaiians do not blog: What is a Kiwi? →
hawaiiansdonotblog:
This is a Kiwi… as in a kiwi fruit. Yes it DOES look a bit like hairy monkey nuts on the outside. It doesn’t taste like them though…. not that I know what hairy monkey nuts taste like, swear it.
a kiwi is also a flightless bird endemic to New Zealand.
This is also what a kiwi is. New Zealanders (usually Non-Maori) are called Kiwis. This is not because when you slice...
it’s technically a holiday, so i’m getting paid for sitting on my ass, eating ice cream and watching it’s always sunny in philadelphia. i love my job.
My fiance just saluted my vagina. Looks like the start of a good day!
“You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye”
– margaret atwood, “you fit into me” (via tissie)
i’ve narrowed it down. ish.
number one.
number two.
getting drunk on girl drinks and watching sex and the city. i’m so bored/snowed in.
December 2010
2 posts
i’ve fallen into routines here. working twelve hour days as if it was normal, dreaming about bills and payments and credit, mindlessly driving the same car through the same routes to and from the same places (my gas station, my apartment, my grocery store, my job), setting alarms to morning sex. i feel so horribly grown up and distant. our friends here are all couples, all in the same boat,...
November 2010
13 posts
do you miss me, miss misery, like you say you do?
i don’t wanna call him my fiance. it just sounds so….grownup.
between my roommate's ab circle pro, the vodka in...
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i feel furthest away from home in the most ungodliest of hours; when everyone is quiet and sleeping and the only things i hear are the tinny voices on the other side of the phone line.
and smoke cigarettes. so much for quitting.
edit: FUCK that. it’s fucking freezing outside, no way in hell am i spending ten minutes putting clothes on to smoke a cigarette that will only take me two minutes to finish.
i'm just going to blog and watch buffy the vampire...
he’s sleeping next to me, curled up and adorable. i’m restless and i don’t want to wake him up before his alarm goes off. i know he needs his sleep, i’m just impatient. i hate his new schedule.
i swear it snowed last night. i went outside this morning a little after 7 a.m. to have a cigarette and the few people who were awake and running about were scraping frost off the...
1 tag
October 2010
5 posts
james, in a nut shell.
so i’m sitting on the second floor of my building, staring into manoa with a pack of camel crushes. you coming? i miss you. i bought the camel crushes because they reminded me of you. lame, i know, lol.