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You know, when I was a kid, I used to write the word “naked” hundreds of times on a bit of paper and then rub my face in it. It’s better than sex.End quote.

Jeff from Coupling (via hawaiiansdonotblog)
sexisnottheenemy:

nakedness: luvs2duit: guidedbyme: (via dirtypicturesturnmeon)

< 3 weeks!
i get this in 31 days!
:))))))))

i get this in 31 days!

:))))))))

go team

wordsandturds:

reporting back:

ten minutes, one small orgasm, one large orgasm, virtually no clean-up.

i’m such a pro.

Quote:

Anyway, what the hell kind of revolt is this going to be where people won’t masturbate anymore? I know, I know, that’s twisting the argument, after the revolution people will masturbate strictly to thoughts of cuddles and frank emotional discussions. (Wait… is cuddling exploitative? Like if the woman is only a cuddle object to you? Problematic.) Or while facing a blank wall…But let’s talk about the very concept of porn here, not the execution. I’m naked right now, as I type this, and I’m kind of playing with a dildo, just idly. (My writing process is very complex.) If I take a picture right now and sell it, am I—necessarily, intrinsically, 100% of the time—getting raped? And don’t tell me that isn’t porn, unless you want to explain exactly where the line is. If the answer is “it’s porn when it’s rape!” that would actually be awesome, because then we can still have lots of videos of people fucking! Whee, we all agree now, let’s go home.End quote.

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Sexual Fetishes Among Chimpanzees

sexartandpolitics:

crowth:

negevrockcity:

Or, the best article in the New York Times, ever.

This is relevant to my interests.

Oh my.

“The male will pluck a leaf, or a set of leaves, and sit so the female can see him. He spreads his legs so the female sees the erection, and he tears the leaf bit by bit down the midvein of the leaf, dropping the pieces as he detaches them. Sometimes he’ll do half a dozen leaves until she notices.”

And then?

“Presumably she sees the erection and puts two and two together, and if she’s interested, she’ll typically approach and present her back side, and then they’ll mate.”
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vagina cupcakes!~

vagina cupcakes!~

Sex & Money

sexartandpolitics:

It makes absolutely no sense that prostitution is illegal and pornography is not.

“I will pay you to have sex with me but my friend has to record it somehow or else we could go to jail.”

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