
reporting back:
ten minutes, one small orgasm, one large orgasm, virtually no clean-up.
i’m such a pro.

Or, the best article in the New York Times, ever.
This is relevant to my interests.
Oh my.
“The male will pluck a leaf, or a set of leaves, and sit so the female can see him. He spreads his legs so the female sees the erection, and he tears the leaf bit by bit down the midvein of the leaf, dropping the pieces as he detaches them. Sometimes he’ll do half a dozen leaves until she notices.”
And then?
“Presumably she sees the erection and puts two and two together, and if she’s interested, she’ll typically approach and present her back side, and then they’ll mate.”
It makes absolutely no sense that prostitution is illegal and pornography is not.
“I will pay you to have sex with me but my friend has to record it somehow or else we could go to jail.”